08 August 2006

Food for Thought

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Ben Franklin

"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer." - Frank Zappa

"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools." - Ernest Hemingway

"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her." - W. C. Fields

"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. " - Kasier Wilhelm

"I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer." - Homer (Simpson)

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